Midnight Smash Adventures with Patrick and Brian
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The story of two men who just would not sleep, and instead learned just how much they hated each other.
24th January 2012
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Patrick: “You are only allowed to keep playing if you quit using your pussy grapple beam, or your charged shot, or any of your other moves. You can press A, and Jump, but not at the same time.”
24th January 2012
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Brian: “It’s like a Rube Goldbergian nightmare of violence and death!”
