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grading papers takes too long

got 12 more homeworks to go through, then a bunch of extra credits that i won’t even look at until wednesday, ‘cause frankly i don’t know how i’m supposed to grade those. not that i don’t understand them, just that i’m wondering how much extra credit i give them if they didn’t do all the derivation steps that he did in the solutions, and i don’t have solutions for some of them so it’d be a judgment call on my part.

then i have to solve out some quizzes for class tomorrow, then i have a thesis presentation tomorrow that i need to do a ton a stuff for.

then i gotta fix rachel’s mum’s computer and i need to find a job.

plus it’s not helping that i distract myself every 30 minutes with music or internet or something.

whatevs.

it’s not fun trying to convert various simplifications of euler and complex trig identities in your head.

but i do what i’m told.

no new true blood !?!?!?!?

fuck you, fourth of july weekend.

not cool to find out i’m a year older than chuck bass.

:(

besides the watch and the shitty tie, that’s the dream look i’m goin’ for, someday.

someday.

but he’s a year younger than me and he’s already done it !!!

plus he’s on tv makin’ out with fancy ladies and gets to be immortalized by two words: chuck bass. it’s bullshit.

calculus was a bad decision.

i need to find a time machine, go back and tell my 10 year old self to go vegan, workout every day, here’s everything you need to know about women: they know everything ‘cept themselves, and then i’ll sit back and watch the magic happen.

plus i should probably tell him about rachel so we can end up bein’ homo life mates sooner than we did. ‘cept maybe she’d have been in love with me if i ended up lookin’ like this when we met… hmmm … the paradoxes of time travel.

possible pros, though, would ladies be so easy to crush my soul and treat me like a gum wrapper if i looked like this? interesting.

(via fuckyeahedwestwick)

They Shoot Horses Don’t They? by Mark Seliger

fucking bullshit.

halpert should not be allowed near anything having to do with this movie.

i love halpert, don’t get me wrong, loves ‘em, loves ‘em all, kat denning, holy shit, awesome.

but still, have you seen this movie?

my heart broke into little pieces that drowned under the tears of my soul after i sawr this movie.

granted tristan and i were going into this movie knowing it was gonna be depressing, but we were on our jane fonda phase of netflix and we were right in the prime time jane fonda good years, before klute and before she went all exercise ’80s and then droppin’ hard c’s on the today show. but holy hell this was the most heart wrenching movie i’ve ever seen, until i sawr Mysterious Skin.

vanity fair, i don’t know what your magazine is about or why it exists, besides that almost naked picture of scarlett johansson  and keira knightley and that greasy gay dude, but i cannot fathom any respectable reason you would be doing a photoshoot based on this movie with these people. nothing respectable can come from this. this movie should be seen by everyone, and they should realize the depths and depravity of the human spirit. it was devestating.

plus its got jane fonda, and she’s super purty.

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Photographer Mark Seliger talks to the “cast” of the re-creation of Sydney Pollack’s 1969 film, They Shoot Horses Don’t They?: Kat Dennings, Anton Yelchin, Maya Rudolph, John Krasinski, Elizabeth Banks, and Hugh Dancy. Vanity Fair, August 2009

Knowing

nicholas cage has no friends.

‘cause if he had friends, they’d have informed him that he’s done nothing good in his acting career since he stopped hanging out with John Woo.

and given that John Woo has stopped doing anything good in his acting career since he stopped hanging out with nicholas cage…

it’s not a coincidence.

nicholas cage, i want my 2 hours back.

hey, let’s take Armageddon, Red Planet, Signs, Left Behind, Contact, 2012, and The Day The Earth Stood Still, smoosh ‘em all together and let nicholas cage run around for 2 hours like it’s his own personal playground.

special effects: almost as bad as wolverine… almost, ‘cause no movie made after 1983 can have worse special effects than wolverine.

plot: numbers, die, warning, no wait, angels, religion, i just watched a shitty version of Signs.

acting: two words: nicholas cage.

how about this next time:

get a script, read it, find out how much the movie is going to cost, cancel the production, give the money to charity, save the world.

it’d be the best thing you’d ever done, plus it’d make you famous, plus people would no longer have to wonder who has the shittiest hair, you or tom hanks, ‘cause really, tom hanks makes movies people like, and you, you make movies with flaming moose, being an amateur magician, and dressing up as a bear and punching a lady in the face.

which by the way is the next movie i’m going to download find and watch, ‘cause that shit looks pimp.

i own the original wicker man ‘cause i rented it and realized it truly is the best thing ever, and it is truly a travesty that 9 minutes of the film have not been seen for forty years because a british studio executive had the original copy buried under the M3 highway, and then there was fire in the storage facility.

or so the internet tells me.

i would like to believe it though, ‘cause that’s awesome that someone got so pissed at a movie that they used it as fill in the concrete for a highway.

brilliant.

does the modern version have an inexplicable telepathic psychosexual naked dance scene performed by a pregnant woman and a tummy double because she’s not pregnant in the film but is in real life as she tries to seduce, through a fucking wall, a 37 year old virgin police officer who is engaged?

does it?

no.

only one movie in the history of humanity can have that.

it’s like barbarella.

you can’t ever remake that shit. ever. it’s too classic.

you mean…. make love? but no one’s done that in centuries?!?!

barbarella rules.

happy fourth of july

[from left to right: empty diet cherry grapefruit sodar, frank’s redhot, empty popsicle stick, diet rootbeer, cheap cheap rum, tv remote, coaster]

The Hangover

pretty fuckin’ funny…

to-da-loo muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

not as good as old school or anchorman or any of those, ‘cause they had plot, they had a forward motion, but this was just like joke joke joke joke joke. no real plot, but still funny as shit.

pretty much give up everything to galifiniakis.

he owned it.

tuna took it with his song when they roofied the tiger, but that was about it.

bradley cooper is amazing, but pretty much played a low key version of sack lodge. so not much to look at. i was hopin’ more for his Failure To Launch kind of guy.

but whatevs.

good stuff. not great, but good enough.

what you see in the trailer is most of it, ‘cept galifiniakis and dr. ken.

dr. ken, the dude from that shitty pregnant movie with seth rogen, he was funny as all fuck. i can’t remem… Knocked Up, yeah that movie sucked so much. but dr. ken, in this, in The Hangover, funny as shit. i’m glad the version i sawr was shitty quality ‘cause he rocked some hardcore full frontal with a crowbar. funny, but glad i didn’t see his penis… lots of bush though.

a lot of bush.